I was bored and collected way too much Frozen stickers, so I put them kind of everywhere in my appartment and since I’m living with two guys I just
now they have a little Hans staring lovingly at their wee-wee when they are peeing, I hope they’ll like it.
They are yelling at me. They like it.
This is how I write porn. It starts off just fine, with normal sentence structure. You think everything’s okay. Suddenly, the sentences start getting a little longer, nothing crazy, but they’re no longer quite grammatically accurate, just a few too many clauses and not…